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The Team Wanker Crew ate dirt last weekend. . .

Scott (Mr Smooth), Kirk (Metalman), Jerry (jerry1UP) , Jordan, Nick and of course . . . Johnny Africa!!!


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Any hardware??
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Rob Parker was working the EMT tent....

Lot's of DDS participation!

Like you Tooly, I'm not noticin' any bling.....

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All that wanking burns calories!
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No hardware. . . . Not really a race for time just a challange to complete a 12 mile course with some pretty knarly obsticals. The only "trophy" is the orange headband they give you crossing the finish line. The uniforms are standard TW issue, designed and manufactured in the fashion mecca of Polk county.

You fat bastards should give it a try sometime. . . . that is if you can ever learn to RIDE PAST a Waffle House!!

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You fat bastards should give it a try sometime. . .


Hurts my knees just looking at the pictures.
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. . . . that is if you can ever learn to RIDE PAST a Waffle House!!


Why, that's crazy talk right there!

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Hurts my knees just looking at the pictures.
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Yep, my knees are the weak link for sure! (next is my prostate!!) Sucks getting old!! LOL

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The more I run & bike...exercise, the better I feel. Now when I go riding my Dirtbike I actually enjoy it more, feel more in control & don't go home  exhausted. What I took for granted ain't there anymore....it gets old being whipped by 13year olds....& even more so when they are Girls.
Now to find the time.....


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The more I run & bike...exercise, the better I feel. Now when I go riding my Dirtbike I actually enjoy it more, feel more in control & don't go home  exhausted. What I took for granted ain't there anymore....it gets old being whipped by 13year olds....& even more so when they are Girls.
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What he said!

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The more I run & bike...exercise, the better I feel. Now when I go riding my Dirtbike I actually enjoy it more, feel more in control & don't go home  exhausted. What I took for granted ain't there anymore....it gets old being whipped by 13year olds....& even more so when they are Girls. 

Now to find the time.....

Totally agree.....well said JA. It's true you get out of it what you put into it.

I just don't put much in anymore. (That's what she said.) I beat Andy to it.

I tried the workout thing once and I got all tired and out of breath.  Seemed counterproductive.
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The more I run & bike...exercise, the better I feel. Now when I go riding my Dirtbike I actually enjoy it more, feel more in control & don't go home  exhausted. What I took for granted ain't there anymore....it gets old being whipped by 13year olds....& even more so when they are Girls.
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Amen John. Personally, I'll gladly get whipped by the 13 yr. old girls (& boys) so long as they show up. It makes me feel good to see the youngsters involved in this sport, rather than just pushing buttons on a controller with their thumbs.

Hopefully when my 11 yr old sees his Christmas present under the tree (or rather in the garage) this year, he'll be a bit more motivated to lay down the controller.

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I hear ya Johnno.... some of ya know, some don't, but I made a lifestyle change in the beginning of September and have lost over 40 pounds so far, and feel soooooo much better. I go to Publix and look at the big bags of dog food and ask myself "Why the hell were you carrying THAT around all the time?"

I'm eating better, feeling better, and getting better. I notice a difference in riding as well... the bike seems bigger.... and a little faster.... I'll be dropping more pounds to get to my fighting weight and will begin training in March so I can do one of these torture runs next fall (but a Hello Kitty 5k version to start with I think!)(Mew)

That's right! The Fat Boy throws down the challenge! (que Rocky theme here)

PS: Since I've changed the way I eat, sales at Wahoo have declined and Twinkies went out of business.... just sayin'!

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If anyone else is intrested in giving one of these events a try, I just completed my registration for the Dirty Foot Mud Run in March. Looks like some unique obstacles and they have gotten great reviews.

 

I registered for a 10am start time and created a team “Team WANKER” . . . When you sign up use  - FUNMUDRUN - in the discount field for $25 off.

 

http://www.dirtyfootadventurerun.com/events/

 
This gives ya three months to train and get in shape!

Anyone??

 

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The handle on your recliner does not make it an exercise machine!




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