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DrZ

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Ozello trail at Warp 1.......BMW Guys had a bad day with 1 of there crew taken out by a Car & another going  down aswell trying to avoid the car...


Daaang!  Hopefully they're OK. 


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Croom tomorrow for dirt....


Out! 

 

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Had a great time as always. No pics. An awesome dinner with crab claws, shrimp, and crab cakes. 

I think Andy is gonna get me a new camera for Christmas!

Enjoyed meeting some new people and looking forward to the next ride. 

If that porn star dude ever pays up on the royalties he owes me I will be getting an adventure bike!



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Is that straight porn? 



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How does a group of wankers and smartasses find their way to Crystal River? They just follow the signs, of course!



I never knew that Johnny Africa was a seaman, but he immediately spotted a missing label on this anchor.



But in no time at all he had it all ship shape.



A few posts back I told you we would beat those BMW riders to lunch.



And that's how a bunch of wankers, a few smartasses, and a couple of innocent bystanders made their way to lunch (and a few pounds of crab claws to go) in Crystal River.


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We had a new member join us on the crab fest




And we had to wait till the Obama campaign manager was through eating before we could get into Peck's 






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I like slow walks on the beach & poking at dead things with a stick.
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So Saturday came and the main goal is get some riding in and come home safe
with some Stone Crab Claws. Hated to hear from Harold at Peck's that one of their riders got hurt bad and another injured.

A lady pulled right in front of the guy! How do you miss a big BMW and usually they wear Hi-Vis apparel?

So, I head out to meet the Polk boys at 8:40 am.



I get to the Shell at County Line and meet Rabbit Randy, Eloy and his Father-in Law - Bill. Bill has a really cool 1980 Honda CBX with a turbo and single exhaust.

We start BS'n and Doug rolls in right at 9. We left for Hernando County at around 9:15. The BS'n put us a bit behind schedule, but we're riding not on a time clock!

We arrive at Springlake Hwy and 50 / 98 Hess. John and his buddy are there, Doc, Scott and Wayne. More BS'n.....



More BS'n....



Then we head out around 10:30. Down Mondon Hill Road to 41 north to
CR 480 towards Lecanto via CR 581 and popped out on US 19 just about
Homosassa. Roughly 6 miles up to Ozello Trail. We are easing down and
around right and left being held back by a car, When suddenly a White flash goes by with a thundering sound follow him. It's John...imagine that? We used up
his patience! Not too long after that, Here comes a Yellow Flash and a
Red one right on his tail. Eloy and Bill. Bill had the turbo spooled up and was
gettin' it.

We arrived at Peck's Old Port Restaurant around 11:30 ahead of the big BMW crowd.



Lunch was good, plenty more BS'n too...

We went to the seafood market got crabs. You talk about seeing a crowd of
DDSers dissipate?! Just load on some crab claws and they'll be gone!

So it was me Randy and Doug taking the reasonably long way back to Polk County.
Randy had so many claws and extra shrimp his gas mileage started to suffer
so we had to stop for more fuel.






I arrive back home after a quick stop at Winn Dixie just about 5 pm



234 miles for the day. Blurrrrryyyyy



Other than having a great SAFE day of riding, This is what it was all about!



We'll do it again...Season for stone crab claws is open til May. Woo Hoo!





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  Ridin' and eatin'........the perfect combination!!  
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Regarding the question about the the BMW Rider Down.... please read...




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THANKS TO ANDY AND TEAM WANKER FOR A GREAT DAY AND NEW FOUND AWSOME CRAB FIND. FILLED ONE OF MY PANNIERS ON THE KLR( AKA- THE PIG,) TO THE BRIM WITH TWO BAGS!!! WIFE WAS ECSTATIC. HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE!!!! LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT RIDE
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Yeah we all had a fun day...just sucks hearing we lost a Friend.
Condonlences to friends & family.
JA

Don't forget the Ride South to Everglades City in January....we'll do both DS & Road only Routes.

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Round 2


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WOW!! looks like some fine eating!!!!!

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The fork was just for looks. I eat Wanker style with my right hand.
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Randy and Robin West

Growing Bolder not Older

'03 GL 1800
'01 DRZ 400

I like slow walks on the beach & poking at dead things with a stick.
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Yes there were more Wankers than Smartasses on this ride
BUT it was a ride started by a Smartass, YET it is in a Wanker
Ride Report...Jus Sayin'

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